Welcome to my mildly chaotic online shop — a launchpad for custom gear and strange inventions built for documentary filmmakers, scientists, and explorers with bold ideas (and questionable budgets). As a maverick biologist in the wildlife doco world, I’ve built everything from lifelike seal decoys for coaxing picky great whites into breaching, to GPS trackers for drifting whale carcasses, to motorised shark cages for chasing apex predators. Successes? A few. Failures? Many. Fun? Always. Now, I offer my favourite custom solutions for those facing equally weird field challenges. Need something that doesn’t exist yet? Let me build it — or at least give it a glorious try.