Do you want to make your precious little pooch really happy? Then tie a shark hat on his head that makes it look like he is being scalped by a flapping bug eyed cookie cutter shark. Need proof of happiness – just check out the adorable product picture. If that is not an joyful little pug, then I don’t know what is. Even if your dog will not come within 10ft of you for the next few weeks (trust issues), you will be able to capture some iconic shark attack images to troll twitter with during the upcoming Sharkweek (Oops I mean Sharkfest – I’m a Nat Geo guy after all).
I have it on good authority that these lovely sharky earrings do not represent a shark strung up by the nose on the fishing dock. Rather they are accurate representations of the rare and elusive ‘vertie’ shark… known for swimming vertical in the water column.